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FLAPJACK PRESS,
formerly Mucusart Publications, publishes regular magazines, small collections of poetry, short stories and adult humour.
Each magazine includes work from Northwest writers alongside national and international contributions, whilst our single author publications focus solely on the best new writing from the Northwest.
Please visit the LIT SHOP for direct ordering information and full back catalogue.
Recent publications include:

THE UGLY TREE ed. Paul Neads
ISSN 1478-8349
Poetry
Issued 3 times a year: February, June & October

Current issue: £4.00, Annual Subscription: £11.00 - p&p inc
For further information including overseas subscription rates, full submission guidelines and past issue samples, please visit The Ugly Tree


BALLISTA ed.s Paul Neads & Andrew Myers
ISSN 1750-6646
Fiction
Issued twice a year: autumn/winter & spring/summer

Current issue £4.00, 2 issue Subscription: £7.50 - p&p inc
Ballista is a speculative short fiction magazine with a penchant for the supernatural. For further information including overseas subscription rates, full submission guidelines & our open short story competition with cash prizes, please visit Ballista


WE ARE POETS!
by Helên Thomas
RRP £5.99
ISBN 978 0 9555092 0 9
Children's Poetry
Paperback | 52pp | February 2008

The Poetry Kit's Book of the Month, June 2008
Limericks, rhymes, poems and songs for children by Helên Thomas, the 2000 Manchester Poetry Festival Slam champion. Based on the acclaimed We Are Poets! show for schools, this collection also includes over 20 illustrations by Paul Neads.
"It's fun, it's amazing, it's Helên on top form" Jim Bennett, The Poetry Kit
"I love your poems so much, I think you deserve a treat" Yr 1 pupil at Holy Spirit Primary School, Merseyside
"You'd be a bad parent if you didn't buy this book" Chloe Poems


OCCAM'S BLUNT INSTRUMENT
by Dermot Glennon & Paul Neads
RRP £6.99 - SAVE £1.50, NOW JUST £5.49
ISBN 978 0 9542816 6 3
Fiction/Short Stories
September 2007

Bad reality day? Maybe you need Occam's Blunt Instrument. If you are tired of the mundane and decidedly unsuper natural world then this collection of 23 short stories is the book for you.
"Razor sharp" Salford Advertiser


CHLOE POEMS'S LI'L BOOK O' MANCHESTER
by Chloe Poems
RRP £5.00
ISBN 978 0 9542816 9 4
Poetry
May 2007

The gingham diva's fourth collection - a bountiful pamphlet of ideas and "first draft explosions". With illustrations by Paul Neads.
"Simply one of the greatest live poets you will find in this country" Neil Bell


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OUT NOW: TOMORROW, I WILL GO DANCING
by Dominic Berry RRP £7.99
ISBN 978 0 9555092 2 3
Poetry
Paperback | 82pp | September 2008

Master of Ceremonies at Matt and Phred's Poets and Mash, co-host of greenroom's Freed Up, Dominic Berry is Manchester's premier Queer Vegan Poet. This is his first fiery collection of fruit splattered verse. With illustrations by Paul Neads. RRP £7.99
"Beautiful writing. A sharp, unflinching eye" John McGrath, Artistic Director of Contact Theatre
"Poetry from the heart and head. Carefully crafted, sincere, kinky sexy, often very funny and always immensely enjoyable. A true performer who touches hearts and changes minds" Jackie Hagan, poet & playwright
"Attending a Dominic Berry performance is effervescent and life affirming. Similarly, reading this book will be a stimulating, uplifting experience" The Divine David Hoyle


OUT NOW: THE IMPRESSION OF TIME PASSING
by Alan Smithee RRP £5.99
ISBN 978 0 9555092 1 6
Adult fiction
Paperback | 188pp | August 2008

Someone, or something, haunts the internal monologues of a group of friends. Is it - as it claims to be - an evil spirit? Perhaps it is a shared psychotic episode; a group delusion and nothing more? Either way, its persistence and ability to spread is both puzzling and disturbing...
"'Peep Show' without the social skills"..."The Impression of Time Passing harmonizes then shreds the human multiplex"..."A vivid, horrifying and psychological insight which leads you to consider your own conscience" amazon.co.uk reviews


TOMORROW, I WILL GO DANCING
BOOK LAUNCH: DOMINIC BERRY
Manchester's Queer, Vegan, Poet Dominic Berry performs from his first collection of fruit splattered verse.
The Big Green bookshop, Brampton Park Road, Wood Green, London on Thursday 6 November. 6.30-9.00pm. Free entry.


BALLISTA
SHORT STORY COMPETITION
1st Prize £60; 2nd Prize £30; 3rd Prize £20. Judged by the editors (Paul Neads & Andrew Myers) & multi-award winning writer Rosie Garland (aka Rosie Lugosi). Now closed to entries. Results due early December. Click here for full information: OPEN SHORT STORY COMPETITION


HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND
by Julian Daniel & Henry Pumpkin
[Suitcase Press 2008]
Illustrated by Paul Neads
Possibly the most invaluable self-help book ever - until How To Dump Your Boyfriend is published! Available from all major bookstores and amazon.


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